glasses?

SO YEAH I GOT GLASSES.  YEAH..... when I got glasses.... I woke up one morning, did my routine accept this time I put on glasses.  SO I walk into the bathroom and look in the mirror i'm just like AHHHHHHHHH!! Holy shit!!! Im ugly! HOLY SHIT!!! I'M UGLY!!!    UH that just happened... 

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I never knew how ugly I was or even how much I couldn't see before i got glasses.  I didn't realize how much I Couldn't see.  Also I wanted to let everyone know,just for this post, and this post only I am going to ponder my thoughts.  Does anyone else know what a pawnee is? well its a haircut that the indians get, and you shave off your head accept for a little diamond on the back and you let that out to grow super long.  The point of this short story is that my uncle said he would pay me 1000$ to get one.  Also my dad is really tall, like freakishly tall, he is 6 foot seven and that it tall.  Im really bored and I had no idea what to make this post about.   OH I KNOW! Ok so im like super good at super mario bro flash, like scary good.  I can beat the entire game without losing a life and about 85% of the population can"t do that.  Im also really good at video games in general, like skyrim, halo, cod, halo, halo, cod..... halo, and cod.  And many more.  Im not really good at the real old fashioned game of super mario i'm only good at he flash version<a modern version> I love it, and hate it, it is a really distracting game and theres nothing I can do a bout it. There is no way on earth i'm telling anyone the link, if you want the link, well just figure it out for yourself.  sorry to be mean but its true if I say the link then I will never be able to la that game again, and all of my friends will be mad at me.  I cant wait to get a car, If I wait an extra year I can afford a camero, which is my favorite car in the world, but my dad was like nahhhh its ok, I think your gonna wanna drive right away not wait an extra year. Im like no I will, and I just think he wants me to go away.  Oh and also sometimes my dad is like, hey carson will you do me a favor, and im like sure (usually) but when I do say no he makes me.  DAD a favor is something you can say no to.... I dont know it just really frustrates me, in fact my family frustrates me, and you know what, theres nothing I can do about it but drive away in a camaro.  So let me know down below in the comments of this post i you liked the style of this blog, just utter chaos and nothing to it, no meaning just words on a paper.  

Christmas

So this is and is not gonna be a giant list of what I got for christmas it is more of less just gonna review.

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 So my family doesn't really have a christmas morning, no its a wild chaotic driven, panic morning.  its completely ridiculous. However I have a really... "funny"... story.  My family has this giant 2000$ TV in the basement and  my family and I always use it to watch movies.  I was having a sleepover downstairs where the giant TV is and I was moving my stuff down there because thats where my room was gonna be.  I the process I was like "oooooh, we should go outside and shoot my airsoft gun."  My friend of course was like "okay".  Then we went outside and shot the airsoft gun, without ANY problems.  Then we come back inside and I sit down hard on the couch and drop the air soft gun at the same time and I heard this mechanical pull, a battery using juice, and two pistons pull air and exhale out, like a human machine. The gun was shot and it was facing the television.  I looked up and I see a black circle the size of a softball, but thats not the worst part, the worst part was that now, i've got six different colored lined going in every direction. It looks like checkers.  But thats not the problem, what I asked for christmas was money, to pay off the television.  Which my parents say yes to.  Alright, so here I am on christmas day sitting there, waiting, and i've got like 4-5 presents.  I'm like "mom! I said only one or two!, but thanks."  Here comes the list, I got magic, candy, these metal puzzle thingies, and the grand finale, I got an Iphone six.  Which was better then anything anyone else got.  I didn't know how to react cuz I was upset and I was happy.  I was hapset I was hapset.  I wanted the money for the television more than the phone but like, its an Iphone 6... so ya know.  Now I have an Iphone 6 and im like "sup bitches look at my phooone." I'm trying to save up for a car now and, well I can't because my dad is making me pay off a 2000$ television.  I've already put 1000 into it and its been broken for about three months now.  I short word it won't take too long for me to fully pay off my tv.  OH! I also got a drone for christmas, it charges for about an hour (not exaggerating) and you can fly it for seven to ten minutes.   I, have actually gotten, pretty got at flying it. I mean I can fly it for ten minutes and not crash.  Its a bit like flying a bird with half a mind of its own.  So over all I had a very very good christmas.

Longboarding

Initially I was planning on making my entire blog about longboarding, and then I was like, BORING! so here's what I did, I changed my blog! however this just tells you that I love to longboard, I mean I longboard practically every day and when i'm not longboarding I SKI!!!  I even longboarded down the highway... it was totally sick.  Here I made a gif of where I went.

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Well, the place that I longboarded has changed a bit, the roads are paved, its steeper, they added a roundabout, oh and where that dirt site is is where maxwells is and outside of maxwells... a giant concrete area.  Then there's a walkway I continued on for about half a mile.  The longboard that I have is called a fiber flex , the one in the link is 250$ and mine was 400$ because its awesome, plus 50$ wheels and 100$ bearings.  Lets just say this think is like riding n glass, and its absolutely amazing.  However longboarding isn't the only thing I can do, I can also skateboard, and i'm ok at it.  I can ollie, pop shove it, and shove it.  I learned because I broke my arm going down a hill, then I got my cast, and then kept trying and trying and trying, with my cast on, until I got it.  However I have stopped longboarding and skateboarding because it just got boring,  but thats the beauty about park city, I mean we have snow now so I will ski, then when i'm tired of skiing... I will longboard because it will be summer by the time i'm done with it.  I usually spend my time longboarding in redstone because you'r actually allowed to, unlike some other places, like malls and parts of gateway, other wise I would be in slc every day.  Although redstone works out for me because my friend david lives there, and you know, ill just stay there is I wanna.   I donk know, I really want a longboard with double bushings so that the turn radius is like 1 foot.  That would be sick.  I shouldn't be greedy because I have 6 boards.  I have 3 skateboards 22 longboards and one carver, however I need to do a touch up on my carver because its wheels are all gunked up and you can't move two feet.   However I have no place to store them all so they usually end up in my room. The fact is, I enjoy longboarding, also to add on to that fact I do stupid stuff with my longboard.  Like go down the highway.  Also I end up not having a place to stay at night so I eather go over to smiths and sleep OVERNIGHT hiding in their stuffed animal basket, which i'm pretty sure is also illegal.  One time my friends threw me in there and the back of the cardboard box exploded and I went tumbling out.  However it all ends I am a crazy, longboarder.