Crazy adventure, With sand!

One thing first, I hate the sand, I absolutely hate it, it gets everywhere, absolutely everywhere, I hate it, I already said that....  I really like cars, I mean I don't anymore, but I did once love them!  The reason I don't like them anymore lies in a place called sand hollow, as you can tell, it has sand, hence sand hollow.  Which brings me to my next point, if I weigh my hate of sand and my love of cars, the hate of sand will always, always win.  So my family and I [mom sis and I, dad was at home (4hrs away) ]  we went tos sand hollow

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As you can see, it is very very sandy, so not much fun for me, unless I am riding a dirtbike, which is always fun (mostly).  So we were driving along in my moms toyota sequoia  (yes I know, very manly), and we hear the engine go VVVVVVRRRRR VRRRR VR VR VVV vvvrr vv vr rrrrrr......  dead!

So of course my mom starts it up and of course it goes VVVVVVRRRRR VRRRR VR VR VVV vvvrr vv vr rrrrrr again she starts it a third time after twenty minutes, gets it to start with an amazing ROOAAARR, she guns it, our car, (being its so heavy) sinks to the ground (into the ground)  my mom absolutl flips out, its a camping ground we started asking around, asking everyone, everyone around, like 15 people because sand hollow is HUGE.  We then find this guy, now this guy had a bunch of kiddy plastic shovels, my mom tells me to get digging, and of course I do because I want to get the hell out of there.  so after about forty minutes of digging the wheels are halfway out, it has now been an hour since we got stuck, so the guy (being the nice gentleman that he is, in a sort of redneck way) hooks our car with his car and starts to tow us out of there, then his engine goes VVVVVVRRRRR VRRRR VR VR VVV vvvrr vv vr rrrrrr......  dead! we realized he shouldn't get it started again, but it was too late, he started it first try, jammed on the gas and what do ya know! he got stuck!  so then that guy got stuck and my mom called the towing company, this guy was an asshole, we were stuck out there, it took him FOURTY MINUETS when it should have taken him five, which is like, insane, and frustrating, it took him soo long and by then it was an hour and forty minutes and he just decides to turn around because we are too far away from the "safe spot" in the mean time, when we first got stuck my mom called my dad, he dove out there, and he undug the tires, let some air out, started up the car, slowly put on the gas, and we were out in ten minutes, when it took him three hours to get out there, which is frustrating. Hope you liked this blog post, ttyl.

CAR? YES? No? maybe? no. okay...., im sorry... IT IS HOW IT WENT!!!

SO the idea of me getting a car went from a YES? to a sorta yes to a No? to a maybe then to a no, then to an okay, which is disappointing, in the end my face was the okay meme seen below


I realize there is no photo.. my stupid schools firewall it protecting it,  
SEE!!!!! ITS SO CORRUPT!!!

anyway I was just really disappointed

 that I couldn't get a car that is

ANYWAY  it started out something like this...
I was finally going to get my permit because I was finally old enough my parents said yeah I was psyched, then I turned 15 on my birthday and then the answer went quickly from a yes to a really vague answer, so I immediately started getting nervous.

Step two, as I am a teenager and when my parents start to reconsider I immediately run to the nearest safe house, and for me that was my room, after many moons I finally birthed from my den, and my question was simple (no there was no real den but I shut up for a few days---many moons--- about the whole deal) the question was a simple no, but of course with a question at the end of the no so it was a No?

My parents after several days of considering and reconsidering finally decided that it was worth a shot  AS LONG AS I KEPT MY GRADES UP!!!  remember that!! remember those words, they can be your friend of your enemies, in my case those word were a MOFO!!!!

Then as you can guess my gpa slowly and slowly dropped in like two of my classes,  My parents said that it looked like a no, my hopes and dreams were smashed, its ok though because I still had my finals, which would help, not do much or kill me....

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This is what happened to my GPA after finals, so I stopped asking about a car just to avoid grade questions, It raised suspicion!!!  I mean of course it did, its my parents were talking about.  They are crazy!!! BAT CRAZY!!!!  its ok though, the whole car idea kinda crashed and burned, like my gpa, I kinda apologized and then just said that I will wait for summer, in my head that is! Im not really sure how this will blow over with my parents, you see, I think I NEED a 3.4+ for a car in the summer as of right now I have like a 3.0 which is upsetting, really upsetting.  Ill start a petition, if you guys can comment on this post, I will flip shit, not only that but if I get enough comments and page views and supporters I think that we can persuade my parents to get me a car, because we are awesome, and stuff.  Also I mean why wouldn't you help a fellow guy out? get a car eh?  and its not only my gpa I kind owe my parents like 1000$ and stuff, we will save that for another time.

COMMENT

candy

Yeah its true, I really really like candy, you could say I relish it, or you could say I just have a sweet tooth, its all the same.  The reason I say this is because I absolutely horde the stuff. I have some with me right now, this very second.  My favorite is probably hard candy, you know? lolli pops, jolly ranchers, that sort of stuff, but I also really like chocolate, I like the milky ways, the mars bars, all of it.  I even like some of the stuff that most people don't even like, for example I had a lolli pop with a scorpion in it, that was cool

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I also really like sushi candy, for a couple reasons, it tastes good, its fun to make, and its just generally awesome!  Plus that bonus of not being bored anymore, which is always bliss.   Then for a person like me, when you combine music and candy and skiing, and music, don't forget the music,  its more than bliss, if god was an adjective then thats how it would be, it would be god, just imagine me walking through the streets, with a sucker in my mouth, headphones on, and I can't hear myself because my music is so loud, and saying "I FEEL GOD! Just imagine that for a moment.   Except with the sushi candy its sooo messy, its like syrupy and stuff.  However it certainly adds the 'juice' to your day, that was a bad pun.   .  OK, just to give you an idea of how much of a sweet tooth I have, I have a stash of candy and donuts and lemon powered cookies right now by my windowsill, it works because i'm not one of those kids who eats some candy and is then up for the next 6 hours.  No I can eat a donut and then 2 minutes later fall asleep.  Which is why I have a stache by my bed, so when I wake up in the night craving sugar, I can just reach over, grab a donut, eat it, drink some water, fall back asleep, (not necessarily in that order too!) I think I got my sweet tooth from my grandma because she loves chocolate, she also loves sweet things, like caramels, and soft candies, she doesn't like the hard candie, where as I, I like it all!  If I know you and you are reading this, get me a shit ton ( yea a shit ton thats a thing now) , of three musketeers, I LOVE THEM SO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!  I don't really know why though,  my dad, for christmas, got me over 140 three musketeers and my little black dog cozette, ate all 138 of them when I wasn't looking, sometimes we find little shiny wrappers in her poo.  Its ok though because she is practically indestructible, well her stomach at least.  Well I really hope you really enjoyed my post about really enjoying chocolate, I would enjoy it so if you did, I will also enjoy reading then responding to your response while enjoying some candy!  (thats me saying bye, and write a comment)!  

WHISTLE PEN!!!

I like to make stuff, I just made a whistle out of a pen, which is pretty awesome, its really cool, it looks like a pen, but it does not look like a whistle, it actually looks like a pen like a legit pen, a pen whistle, its black, and white, it has a cap, and it can ever write, now take note this is just one of the thousand of projects I have done, i will lead you step by step on how to make this whistle.  OK so tsp one is to take your pen, now it has to be one of those cheap cheap pens.  take your pen and gut it, open up the back with pliers, then push the insides out with one of the pliers singe blades, now you have a hollow tube now take a razor blade and cut an inch down from any end, cut halfway into the straw straight down, and make a forty five degree angle cut into that of the straight down cut, then you should have something that looks like a notch, now you are going to take that straw and clean up any barbs on the edges, that will make your whistle suck, now you are going to blow into the end of that whistle that you just cut, dont cover the opening with your mount, now you are going to have to adjust the amount of air you let pass through your whistle, if that doesn't work then plug the end of the whistle, you should hear a very faint whistling sound, its really good if you hear something, its ok if you don’t hear anything though because your whistle will still work, next you must find something cylindrical that will fit nice and snug inside your hollow pen cap, which is totally awesome if you can find something, otherwise just do what I dod, sand down a perfectly smooth pencil, it cant be one of those number two pencils because those things are like hexagonal, so then once you sand down your pencil trim it off at about an inch and shove your pencil inside your pen, now take it our, if you cant get it out just use a toothpick or something.  Now take the wood cylinder and shave off one fourth of the top of it and then put the chopped part and match it with  the open part, then take the top part of your pen (the writing part) and take out the ink, the top part might be hollow, so take some tape and cover up that hole, plug the writing part of the pen back into the other open end. Now this should make your whistle work, you can take it to school, you can bug your teachers, your friends too, but why stop there you can replace your stopping end with a moving sliding end, and then you can make a slide whistle, which is even better.  Your pen should look something like this 

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my childhood

It was a strange one, my childhood, I don't remember much, but what I do is weird, I remember being a jerk to everyone, like I remember punching people, a lot, I think... I dont really know.  for all I know I could have been mutated and grown in a lab, like currently thats my going thorey meaning thats what i honestly think happened. sometimes.

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I have re and re and reinvented  my theory many, many, many times, I have perfected it and I have re and re and re perfected it.  Is twenty five percent plausible to grow someone in a lab, like, my mother, she never had a life, just fake memories, I have no proof she actually had a life, I have to proof of anything, I mean technically every other human could be animated, and I could be an ultimatley deep test of crazy heroness, I have never seen a human being born, I have no proof!  I am ment, or I was hatched for some specific reason.  My mother could not really be my mother, I dont know because I cant remember, I cant remember because I WAS HATCHD!!!! ( I know i wsnt Im jokin here).    I could also be wrong.  Honestly we could be hatched, especially if we don't even know how we came to/became to be on this planet.  We could all be experiments, and that the leaders of the nation like the president and the government are all experimenters, we are their instruments, thats where the idea of having a parallel universe came from, which is craaaazy af.  I guess you could prove me wrong by saying that we have fossils, we have, rock layers, its scientifically impossible for your theory to be true, which is correct....  unless the "experimenters" created the earth, and the earth is just a container for us, so that we don't escape and destroy other "containers".  If this is true, then we will never have to worry about our universe's fate again, the experimenters will always watch over us.  SCIENCE HAS PROVEN OTHERWISE  The presumption of "How do you know? Were you there?" seems to be that only first-hand, eyewitness testimony is reliable - and so it is illegitimate to make inferences about things beyond our immediate observations. Therefore, this argument presumes that material evidence that isn't reliant on a personal observation is invalid, even though it is often the best and least biased form of evidence available. When considering historical evidence, first-hand accounts (primary sources) are generally taken as better evidence than second or third-hand accounts and those written down long after the fact (secondary sources). However, this is a mere guideline and the first-hand accounts can often be subject to greater bias, as even eyewitnesses can lie, exaggerate or simply view events through their own political or social twist.[3] This is why gathering evidence about the past is an exercise in the interplay between direct and indirect forms of evidence (particularly the material, non-personal evidence dismissed by this creationist claim), and looking at individual pieces of evidence with a knowledgeable and critical eye. With this in mind, we can unravel the fallacies in this creationist "argument". 

SO YOU DECIDE, WAS I RAISED IN A LAB?

Netflix, you suck

The reason that many netflix users are disappointed, is because theres NOT ENOUGH STUFF TO WATCH!!!!!   ITS   SO   FRUSTRATING!!!!!  UGH!  

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Netflix is a money consuming box, they say that they cannot provide each customer with movies, it is bull    SHIT!!!!     IN AUGUST ALONE NETFLIX MADE NINE POINT TEN MILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, holy crap and they claim that they can't even spend five dollars to purchase avatar, the movie with the giant blue people, which is amazing, the movie that is.  but come on Netflix?! really it is so frustrating, you would think that Netflix would be able to freaking realize that they suck,  They say that they are a viewing channel, a CHANNEL not a library, same goddamn thing!   Saying that they are a channel provides a "safe zone" for them, no one can complain, no one can do anything, Netflix is just like "oh you cant find your show? get your shit together, upset and want to cancel your subscription? get your shit together, want this? want that? want equal rights?  GET YO SHIT TOGETHER!!!!!!  as of now I am watching american horror story, but what happens when I finish, huh? what then, theres like 10 seasons out and Netflix only has three, what then, what do I do when I finish the series, huh? oh I see do I wait until I finish? no, no I don’t Netflix expects you to obey and then just start a new series which I can not do, that doesn't work for me, like I also cant start reading two books at the same time or I get confused af, I just cant do that, for those of you who are wondering what af means its “AS FU*K”  GET YO SHIT TOGETHER listen to Netflix!!!   I mean I guess you could start a new series let me try and list everything that I have watched.  First it was Supernatural, then supernatural seasons through 7 then I got bored of that after like 3 years, OH I KNOw!!! i started watching this series called the 100 it is the best thing that ever came, its about 300000000000 years into the future, and there is space liven and stuffs, anyway the earth is radioactive cuz of all the nukes and stuff, now the prisoners and kids have to strive on the earth, however it is hard because they are prisoners and stuff, but its also cool to see how they live, and its also interesting to see who else inhabits the ground, they call them grounders, this is where they live, earth, they live, and have lived here ever since, all the time, the story is interesting because you get to see these new criminals, strive, and make new life, and make laws, and struggle at being a community, some people are badasses some people are cowards.   However I hope you all enjoyed my blogpost about my Netflix experience, and I hope that you respond, to what I have to say. AUDIOS! 

Skiing.

What the HELL happened to all of the snow?!?!?! I mean for god sakes we live in Park City!!! PARK CITY!!! We are supposed to have at least seven feet of snow! and we have none. Park City is known for its incredible dry fluffy snow, but we have none… You all know how much I ski, I ski a ridiculous amount, but this year THERE IS NO POINT!!! Honestly I can not believe that there is no snow.  I have read some online sources that there will be less and less snow until two thousand fifty five, that may be hard to believe but global warming has a serious effect on everyone, it just that no one realizes it yet.  It is really upsetting and frustrating because one day it will be sunny and then the next day it will be snowy but not enough snow to ski.  That means it is like a summer winter hybrid which mens its hard to do summer activities because its biting cold, but you also can not do winter activities because there is NO SNOW!!! Because you can totally ski on grass, right? wrong, I tried, lets just say it hurt.   A lot…  although I am thinking about building a fake grass ramp, you can actually ski down the fake grass ramp as long as you add about three gallons of soap water and wax and soap you ski’s.  How do I know this? I was a skier at the Utah Olympic Park and they had a fake ski ramp.  Its the one where you ski into the pool.

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Do you see those white ramps? those are the same material as fake grass.  THE bottom line is that the snow this year is absolutely horrible.  Not the type of snow but the amount of snow.  Usually we get about 383 inches ( in two thousand eight), last year we had about 260 inches of snowfall TOATAL!! thats less than 100 inches of the previous year.  You can imagine me as a little kid growing up in waist deep snow, when I couldn't handle it, then when I finally can handle it THERES NOT ENOUGH OF IT!!  Usually I am ten times better at skiing the next year then the previous, but when we don't get any snow I can not advance my skills, I just stay the same or get worse.   Honestly I am considering building a ski ramp in my backyard because it is already sloped, and it has the potential for amazingness.  Think about it, all of my buddies would be able to come over and ski, sure we may look like retards skiing in my backyard in shorts and a t-shir! Sure we may eat SHIT a couple of times! Sure we may brake a bone, but you know what?!!  yeah im starting to think its  bad idea too.  Just imagine me and my friend in t shirts and shorts with ski and ski boots on and a helmet, we would look so stupid!   Whatever I guess we will find out next year.