WHISTLE PEN!!!

I like to make stuff, I just made a whistle out of a pen, which is pretty awesome, its really cool, it looks like a pen, but it does not look like a whistle, it actually looks like a pen like a legit pen, a pen whistle, its black, and white, it has a cap, and it can ever write, now take note this is just one of the thousand of projects I have done, i will lead you step by step on how to make this whistle.  OK so tsp one is to take your pen, now it has to be one of those cheap cheap pens.  take your pen and gut it, open up the back with pliers, then push the insides out with one of the pliers singe blades, now you have a hollow tube now take a razor blade and cut an inch down from any end, cut halfway into the straw straight down, and make a forty five degree angle cut into that of the straight down cut, then you should have something that looks like a notch, now you are going to take that straw and clean up any barbs on the edges, that will make your whistle suck, now you are going to blow into the end of that whistle that you just cut, dont cover the opening with your mount, now you are going to have to adjust the amount of air you let pass through your whistle, if that doesn't work then plug the end of the whistle, you should hear a very faint whistling sound, its really good if you hear something, its ok if you don’t hear anything though because your whistle will still work, next you must find something cylindrical that will fit nice and snug inside your hollow pen cap, which is totally awesome if you can find something, otherwise just do what I dod, sand down a perfectly smooth pencil, it cant be one of those number two pencils because those things are like hexagonal, so then once you sand down your pencil trim it off at about an inch and shove your pencil inside your pen, now take it our, if you cant get it out just use a toothpick or something.  Now take the wood cylinder and shave off one fourth of the top of it and then put the chopped part and match it with  the open part, then take the top part of your pen (the writing part) and take out the ink, the top part might be hollow, so take some tape and cover up that hole, plug the writing part of the pen back into the other open end. Now this should make your whistle work, you can take it to school, you can bug your teachers, your friends too, but why stop there you can replace your stopping end with a moving sliding end, and then you can make a slide whistle, which is even better.  Your pen should look something like this 

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